KIM JONG UN, NORTH KOREA DICTATOR RUMORED TO BE DEAD

OH Rocket man! We’re going to miss his chubby face, and square head… Looks like Kim Jong Un North Korea’s chunky little Rocket man is rumored to be dead, according to a Hong Kong broadcast network, and to think this could probably have been avoided if he had taken a good BM… But remember story goes he doesn’t Poo!.

A Japanese magazine is reporting that North Korea’s Kim Jong (make em say Un nana, na na) is in a “vegetative state” after he underwent heart surgery earlier this month.

A vice director of HKSTV Hong Kong Satellite Television, a Beijing-backed broadcast network in Hong Kong, claimed that Kim was dead, citing a “very solid source.” Her post on the Chinese messaging app Weibo has been shared widely on social media, according to a report in the International Business Times.

Other reports coming in are yet to be unconfirmed also but all attributed to senior party sources in Beijing, said an operation to insert a stent went wrong because the surgeon’s hands were shaking so badly, and now the world waits to see what hapens next.