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Looks like the hunger pains have hit North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un  as he’s ordered pet dogs to be confiscated in the country’s capital, saying the pooches represent Western “decadence’’ but their owners fear their pet’s really headed for someone’s dinner table. So Lil Rocket Kim issued the directive in July to round up the pets, claiming they were part of “a ‘tainted’ trend by bourgeouis ideology,’’ A source  Revealed to the English edition of Chosun Ilbo , a South Korean newspaper rag. “Ordinary people raise pigs and livestock on their porches, but high-ranking officials and the wealthy own pet dogs, which stoked some resentment’’ among the lower classes, the source said. “Authorities have identified households with pet dogs and are forcing them to give them up or forcefully confiscating them and putting them down.’’ Maybe you will see a few of these pop up in Korea! LOL But while the oppressive regime says the move is to clamp down on capitalist extravagance in Pyongyang, the d

OH Rocket man! We’re going to miss his chubby face, and square head… Looks like Kim Jong Un North Korea’s chunky little Rocket man is rumored to be dead, according to a Hong Kong broadcast network, and to think this could probably have been avoided if he had taken a good BM… But remember story goes he doesn’t Poo! . A Japanese magazine is reporting that North Korea’s Kim Jong (make em say Un nana, na na) is in a “vegetative state” after he underwent heart surgery earlier this month. A vice director of HKSTV Hong Kong Satellite Television, a Beijing-backed broadcast network in Hong Kong, claimed that Kim was dead, citing a “very solid source.” Her post on the Chinese messaging app Weibo has been shared widely on social media, according to a report in the International Business Times. Other reports coming in are yet to be unconfirmed also but all attributed to senior party sources in Beijing, said an operation to insert a stent went wrong because the surgeon’s hands were shaking so badly

So The US is monitoring the so called “intelligence” which considering how the country works to lie to us about everything! But they have said that North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong (make em say) Un, na na na! is in grave danger after a surgery, according to a US official with direct knowledge. Couldn’t happen to a bigger dipshit unless it was the leader of CHINA! Or a member of the socialist congress. But senior Kim recently missed the celebration of his grandfather’s birthday on April 15, which raised speculation about his health. Kim had been seen four days before that at a government meeting… Another US official reported Monday that the concerns about Kim’s health are credible but the severity is hard to assess. A recent scoop said he might even be brain dead (which I thought was a birth defect?) and that his sister was about to be sworn in as Korean Queen Bitch. The online newspaper “Daily NK” which is based in South Korea that focuses on North Korea, reported that Kim received a car