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Do like Forrest, and RUN like a fool! OK So seriously if someone in your family comes down with the CoronaVirus tell them you care, and urge them to stay away! Don’t be a fool protect yourself. I find it funny how people have gone crazy with the CoronaVirus “outbreak” and while I was out today I went by Walmart, and the same as Publix yesterday, and Walgreens the day before that. The one constant! I’ll let Bevis explain what is most needed! It’s like the entire goddamn country has got Diarrhea now… Look folks I get it this is a scary virus, and people need to be careful. But while we need to protect our butts. Sort of speak… I know keeping one’s butthole clean is well a good thing! But let’s not forget that others need to also clean they ass when they done making number 2 work for them. That, and I can’t find Mtn Dew Code RED in 12 packs anywhere either… So it’s like there is a CODE RED & TP Shortage. Which really with hand sanitiser also on the endangered list it’s become clear

During this April 28, 2015 city council meeting in Georgetown, Texas, sounded completely civilized and serious until the mayor forgot to turn off his mic when he went to the bathroom. The Mayor excused himself to the restroom but well I hope he has enough toilet paper? It all starts when Mayor Dale Ross gets up from his seat at the beginning of this clip from the live-stream of the meeting. Thirty seconds later, as Mayor Pro Tem Rachael Jonrowe talks about friends and family members who have contracted antibiotic-resistant infectious diseases, the man can be heard urinating and then flushing afterward.